Hey! Hey! Stop the music!
After all, this is the WTOP car report.
For John Lynker, I'm J. J. Gertler.
I guess you can expect this report to have
some bugs in it. After all, the Chevrolet
Venture we drove last week had Bugs all over
it.
Bugs Bunny, that is, and his emblem was there
because this was the Warner Bros. edition
Venture. What does that mean?
(No, the horn doesn't go meep-meep.)
First off, you get a loaded Venture, with
leather seats for eight, and power everything.
But the Warner Bros. part is the video player
mounted in the front console, with a flip
down screen so folks in the back can watch
their favorite movies or car-toons.
It's not a Daffy idea. The passenger
compartment abounds with plug-ins for headsets,
so passengers can listen to their own Merrie
Melodies without driving you Looney Tunes.
In fact, they can listen to what they want
to -- while you listen to the WTOP car report.
That's all, folks. For John Lynker,
I'm J. J. Gertler.
Okay, but what about the van?
For John Lynker, I'm J. J. Gertler with the
WTOP car report.
We've already told you about some of the
whiz bang features of the Warner Bros. edition
Chevrolet Venture. That's the one with
the built-in video player, TV screen, radio
hookups and other extras usually found in
airliners. But what's it like from
the driver's seat?
Because it was built for European streets
as well as ours, The Venture is a bit narrower
than competitive minivans. While the
rear seats still hold three across, that
narrower track makes itself felt in the handling,
which is more nimble than many competitors,
and in cross winds, where the Venture is
easily influenced.
The full-boat Warner Bros. edition we drove
came in at over thirty thousand dollars,
which is an awful lot of carrots. But
you can get the Venture's handling and most
amenities for considerably less.
Of course, it may be worth thirty thousand
dollars to have the kids plugged into headsets
so you don't have to hear the Pokémon movie
again.
That's the WTOP car report. For John
Lynker, I'm J. J. Gertler.